Erik Taylor seems to believe that most of the women he comes across are gold diggers. He is really concerned about one of these ladies taking advantage of him.
Rest assured, Erik Taylor. You have nothing to worry about. You don't have anything that would interest a gold digger! You don't have any money and no prospects of ever being well off.
Really Erik, what would make you think that gold diggers would have any interest in you? Could it be the lies you tell about how well off you are? Let's see, you described your house as being very nice and in a good neighborhood- Reality is you live in a run down little house in a bad neighborhood. You claimed to be a musician. Right. You and every other 50 year old loser who sits alone in his garage, still clinging to that fantasy of being a rock star. All you're really doing is making a lot of noise that annoys your neighbors. You also claim to be a licensed plumber. So you have a contractors license, do you? Funny, but the State of California would have to disagree with that. You are nowhere to be found on the list of contractors. You don't even have a steady job- and just how many temp jobs were you fired from? In the first four months I knew you you were fired from three jobs.
Don't worry about the gold diggers, Erik. They are not interested in you. It's funny that the only women you can get your claws into are the naive or the vulnerable. But everyone eventually sees the real you. You're ugly, mean, selfish and controlling. You can't hold a job.
I mean, REALLY, why would anyone like you? When they get to know the real you, they never do.
